Silly, Dirty Not-Quite-Haiku

“Free the tatas so I can park the porpoise!”

“You can’t park up there, that’s the helipad!”

*motorboating commences with a flourish*

 

Okay, so it’s nowhere near a haiku. It is however, silly and a bit dirty, and it is kind of poetic in its rhythm, so it’s only slightly misleading.

But let me ask you this: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

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