“Free the tatas so I can park the porpoise!”
“You can’t park up there, that’s the helipad!”
*motorboating commences with a flourish*
Okay, so it’s nowhere near a haiku. It is however, silly and a bit dirty, and it is kind of poetic in its rhythm, so it’s only slightly misleading.
But let me ask you this: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?