The Countess Penelope of Arcadia and the Burrito of Doom

Did’ja ever have that perfect burrito?

But then, like, that night, you have a dream that a machete-wielding, anthropomorphized burrito voiced by Danny Trejo is trying to cut its way out of your asshole?

‘Kayso, I had that dream.

You are very welcome for the visual.

May it haunt you the way those peppers are haunting me.

MWAH!

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3 responses to “The Countess Penelope of Arcadia and the Burrito of Doom

  1. You forgot to mention the gastro sound effects that go along with the dream! Sometimes those are more real than the dream! And we won’t talk about the smell! What smell? Exactly!

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