Remember this one, darlings? Well, now it’s your turn. I’d like to have a couple more Jessica B. Bell stories to go in the upcoming collection, titled VISCERA (more news soon!) and so I put it to you, dear readers, to offer up your unused ideas, your castaways — those thoughts that have been on the back-burner so long that if they don’t get used soon they are going to go bad. Yes, darlings, it’s Rag and Bone time — I’ll take whatever you’ve got, and if Jessica uses one of your ideas, you’ll get a special thanks in the book. Let’s hear what you’ve got.
Hello, darlings, and welcome to my garage sale (how delightfully tacky!) of ideas that have been kicking around my head taking up valuable space. (I contend that perhaps it’s them rattling around that is giving me this awful headache today.)
And so, I’m ridding myself of them. Putting them out on the lawn with a big FREE sign attached to them.
1. A revenge/black comedy idea of a man who finds out his wife’s having an affair with their dentist, and on the morning that he goes in to see the dentist to get his teeth cleaned (as a subterfuge to confront him about the affair) he makes sure to eat a big bag of popcorn before he goes in. Hilarity ensues.
2. A ironic tale of a suspicious and greedy wine collector who, when the war that threatens to end everything breaks out, barricades himself in…
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