‘Kayso, Helena doesn’t want to make a big deal of it, but it’s been a year since she first typed the words “Being the Memoirs of a Dilettante” for the very first time. True, that first outing was, like, severely lacking as it didn’t feature me whatsoever, but still — I think it’s a big deal.
The fact that on her very SECOND try she got it perfect (see Couche-Tard and the Jumping Asians if you don’t believe me) just shows that my Aunt Helena is a fucking genius.
No, she didn’t make me say that. I loves me some Auntie Helena. Always have and always will.
So drop by and show some love.
Don’t make me come and bring a smackdown on your ass. Though I may be little, I be fierce.
MWAH! XO XO