Dilettante Unmasked!

Hello, darlings!

In the spirit of Hallowe’en and unmasking, I have decided, after careful consideration, to reveal my true face and identity to you for your astonishment and bewilderment!

The truth is, my name is Jack, and I am a 53 year old man who lives in Pewaukee, Wisconsin, subsisting on a diet of cheese and Green Bay Packers foodstuffs, which might explain my morbid obesity.

Here is a picture of my actual face:


Sorry, should I have saved this for April Fools’ Day, darlings?

It’s enough to make you shudder, isn’t it?

Just call me Helena O’Lantern, trickster extraordinaire!


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