I am a a capricious woman, darlings, and from time to time I realize that I can be a bit of a mind fuck. You never know what your favourite dilettante is going to do next, or, indeed, if she will do anything of interest.
You’ve been with me through the fun times and through the dramatic times; through the slow times and through the dark times when I thought I might just pack it all in and enroll in detective school or something.
You bear with me and allow me my various voices and vices, and through it all applaud and encourage. And so I thank you fallettinme be mice elf.
Now give it up for Sly and the Family Stone, darlings.