It’s all in the name, darlings.
J.K. Rowling published a book under a pseudonym (Robert Galbraith) back in April, and it was doing reasonably well and getting rave reviews.
Then, just a short time ago, She revealed herself as the author (the lesson here — don’t trust ol’ J.K. with your secrets, darlings — she couldn’t manage to keep this one for three months!) and the book immediately sold out.
One can only speculate how many more zillions of copies she’d sell if she changed the title of the book to “Harry Potter and the Cuckoo’s Calling.”
In the spirit of this reveal, I have decided to unmask, and let all you faithful readers that I am really, in fact, Kim Kardashian.***
*** This may or may not be entirely 100% misleading, depending on whether you subscribe to Einstein’s Unified field theory or the philosophies of Tyler Durden, in which case I cannot state with any degree of certainty that it would or wouldn’t be inaccurate to assume that I couldn’t exactly not say that it is or isn’t almost partially true.