Today I am babysitting a 1300 year old Druid, whether he likes it or not…
While A is away, the blog still gets to play. Please welcome Helena Hann-Basquiat!
H: So, D, it would seem that A has left me in charge for the day.
D: In charge? In charge of what? I’m 1300 years old — I’ve got bits of popcorn that have been stuck in my back teeth for longer than you’ve been alive!
H: 1300, huh? Well, that explains the crotchety old man routine.
H: (laughing in disbelief) Oh, is that a fact?
D: Yes, yes it is, Miss… I didn’t catch your name
H: Helena Hann-Basquiat
D: Well, that’s a pseudonym if I ever heard one.
H: You have anything nice you’d like to say?
D: Your breasts are like ripe…
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