Stonehenge: Ancient Calendar, or Extreme Dominoes?

Today I am babysitting a 1300 year old Druid, whether he likes it or not…

The D/A Dialogues

While A is away, the blog still gets to play. Please welcome Helena Hann-Basquiat!

H: So, D, it would seem that A has left me in charge for the day.

D: In charge? In charge of what? I’m 1300 years old — I’ve got bits of popcorn that have been stuck in my back teeth for longer than you’ve been alive!

H: 1300, huh? Well, that explains the crotchety old man routine.

D: We Druids invented that routine — not that I’ve seen any of the royalties — hell, Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon owe their entire careers to the Druids.

H: (laughing in disbelief) Oh, is that a fact?

D: Yes, yes it is, Miss… I didn’t catch your name

H: Helena Hann-Basquiat

D: Well, that’s a pseudonym if I ever heard one.

H: You have anything nice you’d like to say?

D: Your breasts are like ripe…

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